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« Thread Started on Oct 19, 2004, 8:41pm » | |
Hey guys! I know I promised to keep a back-up of all the creative storylines, but I kinda only saved the first two pages, then um...stopped. Sorry! I'm posting what I DO have here! Feel free to recap the stuff that I didn't get saved! And don't forget: Keep it going! There is only one restriction: keep it NC-17! We all know how Janitor Bill's fantasies get!
The NC-17 thing is a Proboards rule, so we gotta follow it!
Let the fun begin!!!
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« Reply #1 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:42pm » | |
Liz_M
Maybe the third time is a charm. Lets try the write your own story lines again.
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Erica walks into the Fusion office loaded for bear. She approaches Greenlee with a mean look on her face.
"Greenlee, how could you? What more can you do to ruin my life? How dare you market a perfume with My Signature Enchantment name at Wal-Mart! Enchantment has always been an exclusive line. Even Lacy's begged to stock it, and you are selling it at Wal-Mart. I certainly don't know what Ryan sees in you, and You are just going to break Jack's heart with this. Obviously you did not inherit the Montgomery good taste gene."
Erica stamps her feet and turns to walk out the door.
Greenlee is stunned. She looks at Erica and shakes her head.
"Erica, This Enchantment campaign is Kendall's project. We all know how she was raised. Blame her for catering to the Wal-Mart crowd."
Erica turns and gives Greelee a look that could freeze nails.
"I can never believe that of my own daughter. You are at fault, Greenlee. If you hadn't stolen Ryan and rubbed Kendall's face in it, Enchantment would still be sold at Neiman- Marcus. Krystal and Babe are now showering in it. Samples of it are being given away at the Pine Cone. This is all your fault, Greenlee.
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DreamBarge
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Myrtle's doorbell rings. She toddles over to answer it, being careful not to spill her margarita. She opens the door and there stands Ethan.
Myrtle says, "Ethan, dahlin', thank you for coming over."
Ethan says, "Of course, Mrs. Fargate. You said it was terribly important, so I rushed over immediately. How can I assist you?"
Myrtle, (patting him on the arm)says, "Such a nice young man. Come on inside, dahlin', I've got something in the parlor that needs... oops!" She stumbles and her drink splashes onto Ethan's shirt. "Oh, dear! I've gotten so clumsy!"
Ethan says, "It's quite alright, Mrs. Fargate."
Myrtle says, "No, dahlin', we can't have that stain setting in. Take your shirt off and come on in. I'll have it fixed up in no time."
Ethan hesitates for a moment, then removes his shirt, hands it to Myrtle, and follows her into her parlor. There sit Zach, Aidan, Jamie, David, JR, Reggie and Jack, all shirtless.
Ethan says, confused, "What happened to all of you?"
Zach says, "Whiskey Sour."
Aidan says "Screwdriver."
Jamie says "Strawberry Daiquiri."
David says, "Martini."
JR says "Bloody Mary."
Reggie says "Pina Colada."
Jack says "Bud Lite."
Myrtle says, "Have a seat, dahlin', and I'll tell you why we're all here." She toddles over to a cabinet and pulls out a large, flat box.
David, looking horrified, says, "Oh my God! Is that..."
Myrtle shouts, "Twister!" The doorbell rings again. "Oh good, another player! I'll be right back." She heads for the door, stopping to pick up a glass off the fireplace mantle. She opens the door, and sees Jonathan standing there.
Jonathan says "I know you were expecting Ryan, but he couldn't come because he's got something the doctors called 'Schmoopy Syndrome.' He's fine, but he makes everyone around him sick. So he asked me to come in his place."
Myrtle sighing and setting her Brandy Alexander on a table by the door. "You look chilly, dahlin'. Can I get you a sweater?"
Meanwhile............
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« Reply #2 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:43pm » | |
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Meanwhile Ryan and Greenlee are having breakfast on the balcony. Ryan stares at her intently.
"Ryan, you want to go back upstairs?"
"No, Greenlee. I was ttrying to see if that psychic connection was still strong. I was hoping you would get me some more chocolate milk."
"Honey, I think the connection only works when one of us is in danger."
"Well, I'm in danger of needing more chocolate milk." He gives her what he thinks is a cute little boy pout.
"Ryan, get your own drink. I have to look of these reports for Fusion/Enchantment. Someone is breaking into the Walmarts and smashing all the Enchantment perfume bottles."
Ryan gets his milk. "Greenlee, have you seen my purple crazy straw?"
"It's in the left hand drawer by the sink."
Greelee sighs and continues to read the reports. The security cameras have not been able to catch the perpetraitor. Greenlee has her suspicions, but she can't prove any thing yet.
Ryan sits down and gives Greenlee a hot kiss. She kisses him back, but wishes that for once he could concentrate on business once in a while. Life can't always be the circus, comic books, and motor cycles.
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DreamBarge
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Tad is sitting at the kitchen table with a twin perched on each knee. Simone is looking in the refrigerator.
Simone: says, "Honey, what would you like for breakfast?"
Tad says, "How about some of those scrambled eggs with the hotdogs cut up in them? I love those." (Thanks, Peppermint Patty! )
Simone gets out the ingredients, then glances out the kitchen window. She says, "You've got to be kidding me! I can't believe it's still here!"
Tad says, "What?"
Simone says, "The Six Flags bus. It's been parked in front of the house and that creepy little guy has been dancing in our driveway all night."
Tad says, 'Well, maybe we should go before they close for the winter. Do you think the twins are too young for Fright Fest?"
Simone says, "Tad, we can't go anywhere until we get the plumbing fixed, remember? I wish you'd tell Dixie that if she insists on bringing little Ruthie over, she should at least keep an eye on her."
Tad says, "What did she flush down the toilet this time?"
Simone says, "I'm not sure, but I noticed that your bottle of Grecian Formula is missing."
Tad says, "Who are we going to find to come out here on a Sunday morning?"
Simone answers, "I know just the guy. He used to do some work for us at Fusion, and I'll bet he's available." She picks up the phone and makes a call. "Hello? Janitor Bill?"
Meanwhile.........................
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« Reply #3 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:43pm » | |
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Marissa (Janitor Bill's wife) is in the kitchen fixing a breakfast of bread cereal (torn up chuncks of bread, milk, and sugar to taste) for the fourth day this week for their 11 kids. They can't afford regular cereal since she spent all they money on Enchantment parfume ("If you can't beat them then smell like them" is Marrissa's new motto regarding Greenlee). She puts a bowl of "cereal" in front of each kid, turns away and crosses herself for the third time that morning thanking the good Lord the kids were NOT in the trailer that day she blew it up thinking they were in it. Marissa's sisters have been pressing her to go to the doctor - Marissa is going through extreme menopause. She's been on her period for six weeks. And the mood swings! Marissa sighs, looks heavenward, and whispers "thank you" and starts to cry and tells the kids again how much she loves them. She gets out an empty milk container and fills it halfway with milk she made from dried milk mix, then adds regular milk. She's got to quit spending all the money on cosmetics for herself.
At the other end of the trailer (Bill's cousin is kind enough to let them live in the one he's planning to sell until Bill and Marrissa get back on their feet) Janitor Bill is sitting at his makeshift desk balancing the check book. He's finding it difficult concentrating, as the fantasy of "Captain Bill rescues the kidnapped, virginal, Greenlee from the Pirate Captain Jack Sparrow" keeps invading his thoughts. Bringing himself back into the present-time of October 2004, and realizes that he's just going to have to take on a second job. He hates leaving Marrissa home alone with those kids. He thinks he just might try to find side jobs as a handyman.
Just then, the telephone rings. "Hello?"
On the other end: "Hello? Janitor Bill?"
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Meanwhile Maria goes into Maddie's room to kiss her goodnight.
"Oh my God. What happened to my little girl? Who are you ? Oh Maddie, you've caught that terrible disease! I'm too young to have a 15 year old."
"Come on mom, get over yourself. It was either SORAS, or diabetes caused by cookie overdoses. You should see Sam. He's gone from 4th grade to 11th."
Mama Santos comes into Maddies room with a pile of clean Barbie nighties and a plate of cookies and a glass of milk.
"Madre de Dios. What happen to ju Maddie? Ju caught that disease." She drops the cookies and laundry. Milk splashes all over her. "Maria, this is all jour fault. Ju acted like the pita with that Zach. Edmund he leave ju for that bruja, Brooke. Now look, your nina........If ju had been a better wife and mother ...Now she will have that Petey boy chasing after her."
Maria bursts into tears. There is so much I can do Mama. I am a world famous neurosurgeon and I work nightshifts in the ER and since Edmund dumped me for Brooke and Zach is not willing to commit...How can I pay attention to the kids? I mean we are not at Wildwind and there is no Peggy to do everything. I can't cope."
"Moooooooom. I don't want Barbie nighties anymore. You need to take me shopping at Lacys. I start 10th grade this week....."
Maria glares at her daughter. "Growing up didn't stop your whining."
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A dark figure in black leather and black leather gloves skulks through Wal-Mart. It see's the Enchantment display. It lifts the baseball bat, and swings, and destroys all the bottles. The counter is next and so are the shelves. The figure sees the poster of Greenlee,Ryan, and Kendall. The figure laughs while it draws devil horns and mustaches on the faces.
"That will show them," it says in a glaoting voice. The figure glances at his watch. "I've gotten Philadelphia, Llanview, now on to New Jersey. They will regret the day they launched this product."
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DreamBarge
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Derek is at home reading the newspaper when his phone rings. He answers it.
"Frye. ...Uh huh...perfume? What perfume?...Yeah...Well, I'm real sorry to hear about your problem with vandalism, but that's pretty far out of my jurisdiction. ...Manpower problem? I don't see how...no, I don't have anything against Philly, except that they had such high preseason expectations and they didn't live up to them and they haven't made the playoffs since '93 and they just fired Larry Bowa and there's talk about bringing back Jim Fregosi which is keeping me up at night and...oh yeah, the perfume. ...uh huh... So what's the big deal? You get a broom, you sweep up the glass. You get a mop, you...what? It ate right through the mop? (sigh)...Yeah, just let me get my haz-mat suit on and I'll be right there." He hangs up.
"What's that Reggie Montgomery done this time?"
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« Reply #4 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:44pm » | |
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Feeling quilty after her secret "lunch date" with Zach, Maria decides to drop by Tempo to surprise her neglected husband with a little visit. As she walks into Edmond's office, she catches Brooke giving him a shoulder rub as they speak quietly to one another. Quickly becoming a hypocrite as the green-eyed monster takes over her, she asks cattily, "Oh, am I interrupting something?"
Brooke and Edmond exchange a uncomfortable look. "Brooke was just helping me loosen up a bit. I've been under a lot of stress lately," Edmond answers. Brooke stands her ground while keeping her hands on Edmond's shoulders. She is ready for this battle. Maria walks over to her husband and forces herself to smile and lighten her tone. "Oh honey, I didn't realize that you were so tense," she coos. Maria then addresses Brooke without looking at her. "I can take over from here, Brooke," she says curtly.
Brooke exchanges another look with Edmond. He gives her an assuring nod and says, "It's o.k. Brooke. We will continue our discussion later." Brooke looks like she wants to give Maria a piece of her mind but, being the class-act that she is, she just gives Edmond a supportive pat on his shoulder and starts to leave the office. Unable to control herself, Maria blurts out, "In the future, Brooke, if my husband needs to relax, he can come to me. Why don't you try keeping your hands to yourself!"
This is too much for Brooke to ignore, so she spins around and says through clenched teeth, "I can't believe that you have the audacity to tell me where to keep my hands, Maria. Where have you been putting your hands lately? Why do you think your husband is so stressed? Why do you think he is turning to me for support? You certainly haven't been around to ease his mind. I think that, instead of slipping in here and acting as if we are doing something sneeky, you should be explaining to your husband where you have been this afternoon." As Maria stands in a stunned silence, Brooke regains her composure, apologizes to Edmond and leaves the office.
Maria turns to Edmond and starts to say something, but he stops her by holding up his hand. He sighs deeply and says, "Brooke is right Maria. You have no right to question us and our intentions. This ends right now. And it's going to start by telling me where you were today and if you were with Zach." (cue dramatic music as Maria stares at him, desperately thinking of what to say.....aaaaaaand cut to commercial break.)
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After fixing the plumbing at Tad's and Simone's house (Ruthie had flushed a whole roll of tissue down the can.) and admiring the twins, and having a snack of hotdog circles and scrambled eggs, Janitor Bill gets a beep on his pager.
"Do ye mind if I use yer phone, may the Saints presairve ye and your foine lady, Mr. Martin ?"
"No problem, Janitor Bill. Please, go right ahead."
Janitor Bill dials the local Walmart. "Ye need someone for a major clean up? To be sure, I'll be there right away." He hangs up. "The blessed Mother and all the saints have answered my prayers. Walmart is needing my help for a major clean up." He gets his check from Tad and leaves the house whistling the Notre Dame Fight song.
"Tad, I don't want Ruthie here any more. Dixie will not supervise her and allows her to run wild. She has broken more things and ruined more plumbing and has bit me and the twins. If you want to see her, please see her at your parents. I can't take it."
Tad takes Simone in his arms and kisses her. "Honey, I'll be glad to see her at my folks. Dixie seems to have gotten awfully bitter. I'm happy with you and David is seeing Krystal, and Chuck is getting wishy washy on her. He isn't sure if he wants to commit. He's still angry about being stuck in that attic for all these years. What a family."
Meanwhile, Janitor Bill enters the Walmart. There is a greenish fog permeating through out the store. "I'm gonna need a gas mask for this." He chokes. "Oh no. This smells like the stuff Marissa wears. Eau de Tear Gas."
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« Reply #5 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:45pm » | |
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Dixie arrives at the Santo's to pickup Ruthie from her play date with Maddie and Sam. She knocks on the door and it slowly opens. Peeking inside, she finds the place in shambles. The nanny is tied up, Maddie is nearly grown and rolling on the floor making out with Petey. Sam, 17 now, is sitting at the computer reading some soap opera message board while drinking milk and eating cookies, flatuent (passing gas a lot lately, he doesn't know yet he's lactose intolerant and the dairy is causing the massive acne breakouts on his face, back, and buttock).
Dixie gasps and steps in. "Where's Ruthie!" she nearly screems. Maddie comes up for air just long enough to answer, "she's in the kitchen with aunt Anita".
Dixie steps over Maddie and Petey and enters the kitchen. "Ruthie! You bad girl!! You knock that off!!!". Ruthie is smacking Anita on top of her head to make her head bobble...
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"Look Mommie, a life sized Bobble head doll. She even walks and talks."
Dixie sighs wondering what happened to her children. First JR marries that girl, and then turns into a mini Adam, and now she can't control Ruthie. Tad is married with twins and doesn't seem to love her anymore, and David is chasing after this Krystal person. Thank God she can live with Uncle Palmer, but even Petey runs and hides when Ruthie comes into a room."
Meanwhile over at the local Walmart, Janitor Bill with the help of the Haz-mat equipment has managed to get the spill contained. He wishes in his heart of hearts that Greenlee would be outside to give him a hero's welcome, but he knows it's back to the trailer with cold pork and beans and Marissa.
Back to the Chandler residence
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The whole household is in an uproar! That little bit of chin-fluff fell off JR again, and everybody is on their hands and knees looking for it.
JR is crying - he doesn't want to be a grown-up no how anyway. His dad is yelling at him telling him he is grown up and to "quit blubbering - Chandler men don't cry!".
Adam says, "How did you lose your beard anyway!?"
JR says, "I-I-I don't know, it just fell off!! I don't want a beard anyway - I'm just a boy! I want a power ranger!"
Adam explains: "No son. Listen to me. You were SORAd and there is nothing you can do about it. Be good now. If you don't cooperate, you'll be sent to the attic and a new JR will come in and take your place."
JR cries, "But I wanna a Power Ranger! and I don't want to kiss that stupid Babe!! She's gross!!!"
Adam: "Listen. Son. We'll get her out of the picture and we'll get the baby, okay? As soon as she's out of the house, I'll get you and the baby a Power Ranger. I'll get each of you two. Okay? Calm down now."
JR says, "Promise?"
Adam says, "Yes son."
Maid says, "Mr. Chandler. JR. We can't find the chin-fluff. We've looked under all the furniture, looked carefully on all the floors and corners. We even emptied the vacuum cleaner and looked through the lint bag. Nothing. It's gone".
Adam says, "Well keep looking! You haven't looked hard enough"
JR says, "Yeah!! Look harder!!!" (the maid walks off) "How's that Dad?"
Adam says, "Very good son".
Meanwhile, Bianca, "Bess", Babe, and "Ace" are in Llanview playing in the park. Jaimie is hiding in the bushes spying. Babe is afixing JR's chin-fluff onto baby Ace and telling Bianca...
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that she hopes Bess and Ace will grow up together and be best friends.
Bianca smiles at Babe and tires to pay attention to what she is rambling on about, but most of her attention is focused on "Bess". The baby girl looks up at Bianca and smiles.
"You know with that chin fluff, Baby Ace looks a little bit like JR."
"Oh no, he looks just like his daddy, yes he does, don't you precious boy."
Suddenly Baby Ace spits up all over Babe. The nanny has gone off with the diaper bag.
"Bianca, do you have somthing in your babg I can wipe myself off with?" She spies the Shirt. "Why don't I just use this." She takes it out of the plastic."
"No, Babe, you can't. It's the last thing I have left of Miranda, and I'm going to give it to Ethan to prove he's Miranda's cousin."
"Oh come on Bianca, I'll just use a teeny tiny corner.....I'm no expert, but I think it's really hard to mess up DNA test results. And if Ethan doesn't match up, I know people he can talk to."
Meanwhile Erica is in her penthouse staring at her old publicity photos from Las Vegas............
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« Reply #6 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:46pm » | |
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"I can't imagine anybody actually beleives I'm 42", she thinks to herself and takes a closer look at the picture. "No way. I'm a beautiful woman, that's for sure, but that neck is a tattle tale.", she sighs and puts the picture down. She walks over to the mirror, looking long at the decanters of liquor she still has sitting out in her living room. Looking into the mirror closely she notices all her little tale-tale signs of age. "I better get botox, a face lift, or at least come out with some reverse-aging cosmetics fast before I get reversed SORAed again. If that happens, all I can get is my picture on a poster smoking a cigarette with the caption 'smoking is glamarous' and I'll be a 28 year old woman!". She looks over at the liquor again. "Nope! I can't turn to alcohol, I can't! I think I'll go meddle in Bianca and Kendalls lives - I'll make them think they have problems they're recovering from. I'll make them feel guilty of something! Yeah - that's what I'll do."
Meanwhile, Janitor Bill exits Wal-Mart to return to his truck, tired and looking forward to going home and popping a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and tuning into his favorite Reality TV show "Wife Swap". Walking towards his truck, to his delight and surprise, he sees Greenlee! "Can she be here to see me?" he hopes. He puts on his 100-watt smile (he had his teeth bleached just before Marrissa blew up the trailer) and hollers to Greenlee, "Hello! Greenlee!"...
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"Ugh! Can my day GET Any worse?" Greenlee shrieks, seeing Janitor Bill under the big WalMart sign. "Not only do I have to show my face at this,"She scrunches her nose "STORE" she spits out, "But I have to run into you, too? This is just too much! No, not even the Dynamite Kiddo is worth all this!" She turns around and tries to leave, but Janitor Bill Grabs her arm and whirls her back around.
"Greenlee, lassie, be calmin down, now, aye? You'll get yerseelf all worked up into a tizzy!" Janitor Bill shivered, remembering how Marissa reacts when she's in a tizzy. "Now what can I be doin' to help ye, lassie?"
"You can get your filthy hands off me! All I need to do is go in there, find the stupid crazy straws for Ryan so he'll stop pouting, and get out. Now let go of me, before I'm spotted by someone important!" She runs off in a huff, and Janitor Bill sees her go in the exit doors.
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Greenlee: Oh, hello, Bob. Or is it Bruce?
Janitor Bill: Actually it's Bill. Janitor Bill. And what would a lovely lassie such as yerself be doin' at a discount store?
Greenlee: Not that it's any of your business, but my husband needs some new tights. Isn't that right, Ryan?
Ryan: (getting out of the car and joining them.) That's right, my widdle shnookie-ookums. And don't forget, you said I could get some new comic books, too.
Greenlee: (through gritted teeth) You said you'd quit talking about your comic book obsession in public.
Ryan: But pookie-wookie, he's just a janitor! Who cares what he thinks? He doesn't run corporations and save people like I do!
Janitor Bill: Ye'd best watch yer tongue there, spandex-boy. I may be "just a janitor", but from the looks o' things (he gives Ryan's package a dismissive glance) I'm twice the man you are. (He raises one eyebrow and looks at Greenlee) At LEAST twice.
Ryan: (noticing that Greenlee suddenly looks intrigued) We should get going, sweetie. I have lots of important things to do today. I have to tell Maria how to run her life, I have let Zach know this town ain't big enough for the both of us, I have to make sure Bianca doesn't trust Ethan, I have to flaunt my superior business acumen in front of Adam and JR, I have to end world hunger, and I have to iron my cape.
Greenlee: (who stopped listening to Ryan long before he finished speaking) You know, Bill... If you want to swing by Fusion later on, I think I might be able to find a position for you. In fact...I may find several. (She waggles her fingers in a flirty goodbye gesture, then she heads for the Walmart entrance with Ryan right behind her, skipping and singing the "Dynamite Kiddo" theme song. Janitor Bill watches, and a big grin spreads over his face.)
Janitor Bill: Ahh, me sweet Greenlee... soon ye'll be mine, and that pantyhose wearin' pinhead will be sobbin' in his Ovaltine.
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Meanwhile Kwak and Mary are getting dressed up for a night on the town. They are both stunning in their glitzy mini's. Kwak has sprayed herself liberally with Enchantment.
"Ugh, Krystal dear, did you have to take a bath in that stuff?" Mary wrinkles her nose.
"Well, Mary honey, I like a whole lot better than that musk stuff I used to wear." She slips on a pair of stilettos and admires her legs in the mirror."
"Krystal dear, check your purse to see that you have everything you need."
"Okay." She dumps out her purse. "Lipstick, Penicillin pills, Enchantment atomizer, Dollar bills for the dancers, a box of Trojans, JR's master card, Clean underwear, and nail polish. And my mad money." She refills her purse.
"You got the car keys honey? Let's see if Marion wants to join us too."
Mary puts on her chunky gold earrings. "Marion is having fun with Stuart tonight. Some people have all the luck. Come on hurry up. Let's not keep Big Jim and Bubba waiting."
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« Reply #7 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:48pm » | |
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Whine-ita is in the kitchen of her new house preparing a romantic dinner for Bobbie. This is the first night that she has had off from the hospital.
"You would think that some of the doctors might do a little work instead of drinking coffee in the lounge, but noooooo. It's Anita can you see the chest pain in curtain three, Anita can you stitch up that kid, And Anita go get the labs on trauma room one. Well tonight I am going to have a wonderful dinner with Bobby." She looks in the cookbook and decides to prepare Chicken Cordon Bleu.
"While Whine-ita is pounding the chicken breasts, the phone rings."
"Hello...Oh, hi Honey......What do you mean you have to go to vegas on business for Zach........How can you betray me like this? My one night off and I am making a romantic dinner and you are going to Vegas.....No, I can't go with you. I only have one night off......I can't call in sick. Soooooooomeooooooone in this family has to bring in a regular paycheck. We haaaave a housem paaaaaayment you know. Bobbbbbeeeee, if you really looooooooooved me, you would be here for dinner tooooonight." She hangs up. She looks at her chicken and starts crying.
The doorbell rings and Aiden walks in.
"Hi there. I thought you might just need a spot of company and I have nothing better to do except to spy on Zach for Ryan and Edmund and chase after married women or women in love with other men. I especially love the way your head bobbles and that whiney edge to your voice."
"Aiden you are so right. I can't trust Bobbbbbbbbbeeeeeee."
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Palmer and Opal and having one of their secret trysts. The scented candles are lit, a Johnny Mathis CD is playing, and Opal is wearing her sexiest negligee.
Opal says, "So, love bug, what do ya say we go for a merger?"
Palmer says, "Mmmmm, I love it when you talk corporate. Come here, you sassy vixen." Opal sashays over and sits on his lap. "You smell intoxicating. Is that the new Enchantment perfume?"
Opal says, "Are you kidding? I tried that stuff and it burned so bad I ended up in the emergency room. No, the perfume I'm wearing is called 'Whore.' Krystal recommended it to me. Now, are we gonna keep flappin' our yaps, or are we gonna get down to the nitty-gritty?"
Palmer says, "Ah, Opal, you're such a delight." He takes her in his arms, and just as he's about to kiss her, there's a knock on the door. "Ignore it, they'll go away." They pick up where they left off, but the knocking becomes more insistent.
Opal says, "It must be something pretty darned important for somebody to be making all that ruckus. Maybe we should answer it."
Palmer says, "Well, go ahead, but make it quick. The effects of Viagra don't last forever, you know."
Opal goes to the door and opens it just enough to peek out. She sees Dixie's face, but before she even has time to say anything the door is pushed open and little Ruthie rushes in.
Dixie says, "Would you mind watching Ruthie for a while? I tried to leave her with Tad and Simone, but they won't let her stay there since she set fire to their sofa." Palmer quickly snuffs the candles.
Opal says, "Well gee, honey, I'd like to but...."
Dixie says, "Thanks a million! I'll only be gone a couple of hours, four or five at the most. Bye, Ruthie!" She hurries off before Opal can protest.
Palmer, removing Ruthie's teeth from his arm, "I refuse to let this evening be ruined. Opal, my dear, do you have any brandy? Perhaps if we put a small amount in the child's milk...."
Opal yells, "Palmer, you know we can't give alcohol to a little girl!"
Palmer, removing Ruthie's teeth from his leg, says, "This is no little girl. This is a demon straight from the bowels of hell."
Opal says, "Don't you worry, love bug. I've got it all under control." She goes to the closet and takes out a tranquilizer gun. "Oh Ruuuuthie.... you wanta play cops and robbers?"
Meanwhile...................
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« Reply #8 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:49pm » | |
TootsieWootsie
Meanwhile...........
Janitor Bill is enjoying a cup of coffee lost in his thoughts.. *Come on Greenlee.....let's go for a RIDE* When all of the sudden the hot enticing image in Bills head is faded by the beeping sound of his pager.
Looking at the pager he says "WILDWIND NEEDS ME!"
Once at Wildwind... Bill is greeted by Maria...
"OH BILL...... come look at my PIPES! BUT first.... look at my boobs!!! Yes I know you see them! You long for them.... you want to touch them. Tell me Bill.... tell me what you want...what you need.... what you think?!?"
"Oh Maria.... your KNOCKERS... they are .....they are SO SQUARE!"
"Oh Bill..... you noticed! Now about the pipes.... why don't you show me your pipe before I show you mine!"
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Meanwhile Myrtle is mixing some icy Martinis and smiling at Jonathan who is soaking in the bath tub.
"Now, Darlin, you know I don't mind you takin Maggie out, but no games of Double Naught spy with her. You understand? You signed a contract with me. Remember, I know all about your so called MBA."
Jonathan sighs and starts gulping his martini. He grabs another off the tray and gulps it down too. He squints and Myrtle becomes a blur. Maybe he can pretend she is Kendall, no wait Maggie, no Greenlee.....Oh hell maybe he can just pretend she is someone other than Myrtle......
Meanwhile......
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« Reply #9 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:50pm » | |
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Meanwhile...
Marrissa says, "Who's Maria?"
Janitor Bill says, "hmmmmm" and rolls over turning his back to his wife.
Marrissa smacks JB on the back "WHO'S MARIA?! you son of a b*tch! , Who is Maria!!!!!
Fully awake now, Janitor Bill realizes he'd been dreaming about that sexy doctor Maria Santos. Yesterday after talking to Greenlee in the Walmart parking lot (he must be dilirious - he remembers her being miss too-big-for-her-britches, not remembering his name, the sassy lassy; but he also remembers her being miss nicey-nicey, and flirting with him) he'd fainted. The next thing he knew he woke up in the PV hospital ER. Turns out he'd inhaled too much of the Enchantment parfume while cleaning up the mess at Walmart. That's where he met Dr. Santos.
Janitor Bill, thinking quickly he says to Marrissa, "Honey pie! What is it??"
Marrissa says, "You were talking in your sleep to a Maria and telling her she has beautiful square boobs!" Marrisa is near tears.
Janitor Bill says, "No no, sugar plumb, I was dreaming about you. I must have said 'Marrissa'. Maybe my sleep talk just sounded like I said 'Maria'".
Marrissa scoots closer to JB and 'spoons him.' "Oh, honey, I'm sorry. It's just been my hormones out of balance."
Janitor Bill says, "Honey. Promise me. Go to the doctor."
"Mmmmmm, doctor" JB thinks to himself. "I'll have to add that sexy Doctor Santos to my fantasy list. Ah, yes... Janitor Bill in the examining room with Doctor Santos. Doctor Santos is wearing nothing but a form-fitting white lab coat buttoned so low that her square boobs are about to spill over. Black Stilletos and no stockings. Maybe fishnet stockings. No, no stockings. Janitor Bill is in his under shirt and boxer shorts with "lips" pattern. No, with hearts. 'Okay, I need you to remove your boxer shorts, Janitor Bill'. While Janitor Bill is pulling down his shorts, Doctor Santos is slowing pulling on her rubber gloves, stethiscope hanging over her shoulder, watching him, one eyebrow raised. Very sexy. The very pretty PA is in the room, watching, arms folded, frowning, scawling, head bobbling ...
Marrissa says, "Oooooh, honey, you're rock hard " she purrs, while gently squeezing his manhood.
Suddenly, Janitor Bill "makes Florida" in his shorts. He turns and faces his wife. She's looking disappointed with curlers in her hair, white night cream smeared all over her face, and front teeth broken (from crunching on ice during hot flashes). Janitor Bill thinks to himself as his manhood deflates, "she needs to see the dentist too". Marrissa thinks to herself "you need Viagra"
meanwhile...
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Meanwhile Adam and JR are in Adam's study, practicing looking evil and plotting against Babe.
Adam says, "I'm proud, my son, so very proud!
I'll shout it out, I'll shout it loud.
You've learned to cheat. You've learned to scheme.
You have fulfilled my every dream.
You've shown that you can fill my shoes.
You are a Chandler! You can't lose.
We are not evil, don't you see?
We are not evil, you and me.
We rule this empire that we've built.
We take what's ours, we feel no guilt.
We'll take your child, your little Bess.
We'll extricate her from this mess.
We'll play this tape. The world will know.
They all will see you wed a ho.
Your wife is bad, she'll go to jail.
She won't get out, she'll get no bail.
When she gets out she'll be so old
She'll have no teeth, she'll smell of mold.
Yet you and I will still make clear
That she will not be welcome here."
JR says, "But if it happens like you said,
When she gets out, dad, you'll be dead."
Adam replies, "That's nonsense, son. I'll tell you why:
Quite simply, I'm too rich to die.
When life on earth is done, you'll see
There'll be just roaches, dust, and me."
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Later that day, Janitor Bill arrives at Fusion hoping to get a glimps of Greenlee before she leaves for the day. He's still puzzled over his memory of her from the day before. Was she mean or was she nice? To his disappointment, she and the big boss have gone home for the day. Well, maybe she sent him an e-mail. (She never does, but he can hope, right?)
Looking through his "tons" of e-mail from these strangers at some soap opera message board (where he picked up this fan club, he'll never know), as usual, there is not a message from Greenlee. He starts reading through his "fan mail" and comes across one in particular. Very very interesting. From somebody called "Frecksnow".
Janitor Bill thinks, "Frecksnow hmmmmmm?" And re-reads the e-mail:
Dear Janitor Bill,
I want you to know...
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TootsieWootsie
.........that I have this one little pipe that keeps sweating and vibrating. Could you please come over with your big tool and fix it for me
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Frecksnow
Janitor Bill read his email from frecksnow.
Dear JanitorBill,
I just don't know what to make of you. Look how far you've come. You were once but an idea in my head, and now you run through the pages of all our minds. You've taken on such a life force, I hardly recognize you as the janitor I created, what with your psychotic wife, obsession with Maria, SEVENTEEN children, and accents. Bill, I though you were just a dirty old man, but you've proven me wrong! There are so many facets to you, Janitor Bill. So many nationalities, so many children!
I just have one question for you, Janitor Bill..... Since I created you, am I the (25-year-old) grandmother of your seventeen children?!?!?
I guess you are... All My Children
Love,
Frecksnow
Meanwhile.......
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« Reply #10 on Oct 19, 2004, 8:52pm » | |
Meanwhile, shmeanwhile! PeppermintPatty ain't letting this go (he he he)
"Love Frecksnow" Janitor Bill says outloud to the now empty Fusion office as he closes his Outlook Express(c).
"Well crap. I forgot. We have 17 children, not 11. I better call Marrissa and find out what she did with other six." He thinks about their money situation. "Hmmm. Maybe not."
Janitor Bill gets busy cleaning up. While he's scrubbing Greenlee's high-heel streaks off the floor he starts reflecting on Freksnow's e-mail. "Poor kid, thinks I was an idea in her head - that she created me. She must have smoked too much pot in college", he sighs. JB walks around each desk, emptying each trash can into a bigger one. "I wonder what Frecksnow meant by 'you run through the pages of all our minds'. Is she referring to more than one person, or does she think she has more than one person living in her head. I hope she hasn't jumped on the sniffing Enchantment parfume craze Lisa, or Libby, or Loraine, or which ever one of my daughters whose name starts with an 'L' told me about. How awful for the kid's parents whose kid OD on the stuff. Nah, despite the peculiarness of her thinking she made me up, that Frecksnow sounds much too intelligent to get wrapped up in crap like sniffing Enchantment. I just wonder how she knows about my psychotic wife or my obsession with Maria."
"Could Frecksnow be a phsycic?!??". JB draws a deep breath. "Well, she didn't mention my crush on Greenlee, or my love of historical romance novels, or my fantasies of being a ship captain rescuing damsels in distress!". Janitor Bill starts sweeping the floor. "That was pretty sweet of her to include her picture, Frecksnow is a pretty cute kid. Yeah she can be my 25-year-old grandmother anytime. I bet she'd look pretty cute in one of those old fashioned nurses uniform with the hat...". JB starts mopping the floor.
When his work is done, JB decides he'll e-mail Frecksnow back. He powers up his computer, brings up his Outlook Express (c) and starts a new message:
Dear Frecksnow...
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Liz_M
Dear Frecksnow...
I have received many emails, but yours was the best. If we do meet, even if only in my dreams, I want you to wear a little starched white uniform, but short and a little white cap. Also please wear high heals too...and white stockings not those panyhose, or you could dress as a candy striper, but please wear the cap and heels. I could rescue you from the wicked doctor and whisk you away from your laborious life at the hospital...Think about it. We could build an enchanted fantasy together. Just like my favorite romance novel.
Yours Dashingly,
Janitor Bill aka Captain Bill Rockhard
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« Reply #11 on Oct 21, 2004, 8:33am » | |
This stuff came after the stuff I posted, but I think there's some stuff in the middle missing, but who cares? We got more Janitor Bill threads! Yay!!!!
Sorry, but we're not entirely sure who wrote each thread here....
The whole household is in an uproar! That little bit of chin-fluff fell off JR again, and everybody is on their hands and knees looking for it.
JR is crying - he doesn't want to be a grown-up no how anyway. His dad is yelling at him telling him he is grown up and to "quit blubbering - Chandler men don't cry!".
Adam: "How did you lose your beard anyway!?"
JR: "I I I don't know, it just fell off!!" %( I don't want a beard anyway - I'm just a boy! I want a power ranger!
Adam: "No son. Listen to me. You were SORAd and there is nothing you can do about it. Be good now. If you don't cooperate, you'll be sent to the attic and a new JR will come in and take your place."
JR: "But I wanna a Power Ranger! and I don't want to kiss that stupid Babe!! She's gross!!!"
Adam: "Listen. Son. We'll get her out of the picture and we'll get the baby, okay? As soon as she's out of the house, I'll get you and the baby a Power Ranger. I'll get each of you two. Okay? Calm down now"
JR: "Promise?" :-S
Adam: "Yes son."
Maid: "Mr. Chandler. JR. We can't find the chin-fluff. We've looked under all the furniture, looked carefully on all the floors and corners. We even emptied the vacuum cleaner and looked through the lint bag. Nothing. It's gone".
Adam: "Well keep looking! You haven't looked hard enough"
JR: "Yeah!! Look harder!!!" :[ (the maid walks off) "How's that Dad?" :-S
Adam: "Very good son".
Meanwhile, Bianca, "Bess", Babe, and "Ace" are in Llanview playing in the park. Jaimie is hiding in the bushes spying. Babe is affixing JR's chin-fluff onto baby Ace and telling Bianca...
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« Reply #12 on Oct 21, 2004, 8:34am » | |
(Erica)
"I can't imagine anybody actually believes I'm 42", she thinks to herself and takes a closer look at the picture. "No way. I'm a beautiful woman, that's for sure, but that neck is a tattle tale.", she sighs and puts the picture down. She walks over to the mirror, looking long at the decanters of liquor she still has sitting out in her living room. Looking into the mirror closely she notices all her little tale-tale signs of age. "I better get botox, a face lift, or at least come out with some reverse-aging cosmetics fast before I get reversed SORAed again. If that happens, all I can get is my picture on a poster smoking a cigarette with the caption 'smoking is glamorous and I'll be a 28 year old woman!". She looks over at the liquor again. "Nope! I can't turn to alcohol, I can't! I think I'll go meddle in Bianca and Kendalls lives - I'll make them think they have problems they're recovering from. I'll make them feel guilty of something! Yeah - that's what I'll do."
Meanwhile, Janitor exits Wal-Mart to return to his truck and to his delight and surprised, he sees Greenlee! "Can she be here to see me?" he hopes. He puts on his 100-watt smile (he had his teeth bleached just before Marrissa blew up the trailer) and hollers to Greenlee, "Hello! Greenlee!"...
Meanwhile, Aidan decides he's tired of chasing after Whine-ita, and moves onto Maggie. The girl seems easy, and heck, he's already concluded he's not good at relationships, so maybe he'll just be a 'typical' guy for a while, and snog all the trampy ladies senseless! Then he shivers, thinking of KWAK, and decides to mark her name off the list. Sure, she 'claims' she doesn't have the KWAK clap anymore, but even though Aidan is a big, sexy, strong guy, he's still afraid of needles!
Aidan hops into his jeep, which he hasn't driven since that fateful day he met Whine-ita, and is on his way to Maggie's, when he realizes he has no idea where she lives. Oh well, scratch that idea. Guess it's back to spotted dick with Kendall. If he can get her away from that Ethan Person.
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« Reply #13 on Oct 21, 2004, 8:36am » | |
Meanwhile............somewhere in Jersey, a black-clad figure is skulking through a Wal-Mart, looking for the Enchantment display, and carrying an assortment of sporting equipment.
"Ahhh, there it is. Take that!" One swing from a Louisville Slugger and bottles crash to the floor. The stench is nearly overpowering, yet the person is on a mission, and it must be completed.
"Fore!" A nine-iron breaks the display case. Fumes begin to rise from the broken bottles and the black-clad figure's eyes start to water and sting. This will have to be finished quickly. The posters are next. It's time these rich, beautiful people get what's coming to them, if only symbolically. With a vicious thrust, Greenlee's picture gets a hunting knife right between the eyes. Maniacal laughter mixes with choked wheezes as Kendall's picture gets a set of lawn darts in the throat. And for the piece de resistance, a BB gun is aimed right at Ryan's face. By the time the gun is empty, Ryan is unrecognizable and the vandal is getting more woozy by the second. Realizing that if an escape isn't carried out immediately there is a risk of being found unconscious by the police, the figure flees, pausing only long enough to grab a Bob Guiney CD on the way out
Meanwhile.....
It's nearing 2 in the morning and Johnathan is driving Maggie home. She's been staring, in silence, out the window this whole time. Jonathan, sensing he had better try to make it up, and fast slows the car and pulls into the parking lot of the Pine Cone Motel.
Maggie: "Jonathan, what are you doing? I told you to take me home."
Jonathan: "I know Maggie, geez....I'm not very good at this sort of thing. Look, Maggie, Myrtle, well, all I've done is give the woman a sponge bath, really! You know, well, how I'm starting to feel about you. There, I've said it...I'm still falling for you Maggie, hard. I just wanted to help Myrtle out, if there's one thing that I learned in Princeton, when I was getting my MBA-it was to help elderly people in need. You believe me, don't you Maggie? I don't know what I would do if you didn't.....God, I'm so stupid."
Maggie is obviously starting to buy Jonathan's crap.
Maggie: "It's just, well, I know how Myrtle gets after a few drinks, and she makes everyone around have a few weeks, most of PV's men have fallen victim to Madame Myrtle at one time or another...."
Jonathan: "But Maggie, you know my favorite drink is the Magapolotian. And you know I like them straight out of your belly button. Oh, gosh, now I'm blushing, I'm such an idiot. You must think I'm a total looser for feeling like I do about you."
Maggie: "No, I think it's kind of sweet."
Jonathan: "You do?"
Maggie: "Yeah, I do." She leans over to kiss him....
Jonathan: "This is fantastic! Maggie, I've never felt like this before, I just, well, you make me want to shout to everyone from the roof how much, um, how great you make me feel."
Maggie: "Well, before you do all of that, let's see if the Babe Suite is empty tonight..."
and off they head into the Pine Cone to check into the Babe Suite
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« Reply #14 on Oct 21, 2004, 8:38am » | |
Meanwhile, Mame sits down at what used to be Marissa's desk and opened a moldy brown box containing photographs of Marissa and Janitor Bill.
One picture in particular grabs her attention: their wedding photo. "Oh, how sweet... backed-up toilet paper...." Mame grabs a black permanent marker and draws a handlebar mustache on Marissa, then horns and a pitchfork. "Now that's more like it... Gee, this is going to be more fun than I though!"
that Ethan person is sitting by himself at a back table in the Pine Valley Hotel lounge nursing his third bourbon. (I'm pretty sure he's old enough to drink - but it's kind of hard to tell, plus, I'm not sure daddy Zach is old enough to have a son 21 years old, unless of course that Ethan's mother is a "Mary Kay Letourneu" -- but that's a real life drama to be discussed on another board) "Darn that Ryan!" he thinks to himself. Everything was going great with Kendall, they were getting romantic on the basket ball court, Kendall made all the intruder leave, and then suddenly she wanted to stop! She's so in love with Ryan! Mr. Dynamo Kid. Mr. Mighty Six-Pack Man. Ryan makes him want to puke! :-{
Jonathon Lavery enters and spots that Ethan person sitting in the back near the fireplace and decides to join him. Jonathon is still buzzed from partying with Maggie earlier. Women! As soon as he paid for the Babe Suite at the Pine Cone Motel, she was reconsidering her sexuality again and thinking maybe she's still in love with Bianca anyway. She said something about reading "Bianca loves Maggie" on the bathroom stall in the ladies room at the Pine Valley Hotel lounge. Maybe he can get drunk enough to muster up the nerve to go into the ladies room and read that wall for himself. (He's heard that glowing reviews were written on the walls about him).
Jonathon, uninvited, pulls out a chair at that Ethan persons table and has a seat. Ethan says...
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